Succes is like being pregnant

Succes is like being pregnant,

 everybody congratulates you 

but

 no one knows how many times you've been fucked.

Cum poti sa excelezi la munca?

Cum poti sa excelezi la munca??
-Deschizi un excel si excelezi :))

Întrebări clasice din dimineaţa de după petrecerea de Revelion

- Unde sunt?
- De ce? 
- Cine e persoana care stă lângă mine în pat? 
- De ce e dezbrăcată? 
- De ce e bărbat?
- De ce mama naibii e mort?!
- Al cui e poneiul ăsta din cameră?? 

-CUM ADICA 3 IANUARIE??

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does!!!

                                                     


                                                         Savasana
                                             Position of total relaxation.  

                                                   
                                                            Bal asana
                              Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm. 

Setup Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.  

Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms. 

Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles. 

Pigeon
Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'.

So in the interest of healthy relaxation ...  let's start drinking !!  

  

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. (Will Rogers)

No snowflake feels responsible

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. (George Burns)