Don't waste your time on jealousy

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

It doesn't take much to make a women happy, 

but it takes even less to make her mad.

Dear annoying person,

you have some terrible habits. BREATHING is one of them.

-When is the best time to tell someone you love them?
-Before someone else does.

while you are young

Develop your ECCENTRICITIES while you are young.

 That way when you get old people won't think you're going  GAGA.