I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

It doesn't take much to make a women happy, 

but it takes even less to make her mad.

Dear annoying person,

you have some terrible habits. BREATHING is one of them.

-When is the best time to tell someone you love them?
-Before someone else does.

while you are young

Develop your ECCENTRICITIES while you are young.

 That way when you get old people won't think you're going  GAGA.

LOVE

LOVE is eternal as long as it lasts