Daca il asculta

Un barbat e deja pe jumatate indragostit de orice femeie care sta sa-l asculte.

Frica de a incerca

Indoielile noastre sunt tradatori si ne fac sa pierdem lucrurile bune pe care le-am putea castiga din cauza fricii de a incerca.

William Shakespeare

A incetat sa il mai insele

După ce Jean a ucis-o pe Marie, chiar de a doua zi ea a încetat să-l mai înşele.

   (Alphonse Allais)

Seminte

O femeie a visat ca intra intr-un magazin complet nou si, spre surpriza ei, il intalneste pe Dumnezeu la casierie.

- Ce vinzi acolo? 1-a intrebat ea.

- Tot ce iti poate dori inima, i-a raspuns Dumnezeu.

Nevenindu-i sa-i creada urechilor, femeia s-a decis sa ceara cele mai bune lucruri la care poate spera o fiinta umana.

- Doresc pace interioara, iubire. fericire, intelepciune si eliberarea de teama, a spas ea. Apoi, dupa ce s-a mai gandit, a adaugat:

- Nu doar pentru mine. Pentru toti oamenii de pe pamant?

Dumnezeu a zambit:

- Cred ca m-ai inteles gresit, draga mea. Noi nu vindem fructe aici, doar seminte?

                                                                    Sursa:http://www.sensart.ro/despre-sine.htm

Unii prieteni sunt umbre

"Unii prieteni sunt umbre, nu apar decat cand e soare."

                                      (Mihail Sadoveanu)

kids

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find  North America   

MARIA: Here it is.   
TEACHER: Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?   
CLASS:  Maria.  
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  
TEACHER: No, that's wrong   
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.    
(I Love this child)   
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.  
TEACHER: What are you talking about?  
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
 WINNIE: Me!  
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?   
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '  
 MILLIE: I  is..  
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'  
 MILLIE: All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'        ______________________________________  
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?   
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his ? 
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. 
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.