Marry

By all means, marry. 

If you get a good wife, you'll become happy, if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

Avoiding temptation

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.


 As you grow older it will avoid you. 

              (Winston Churchill)

My luck is so bad

My luck is so bad that if i bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. 

(Rodney Dangerfield)

drive and kiss

Any man who can drive while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. (Albert Einstein)

Mind

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Scoala de autoperfectionare

Din scoala de autoperfectionare nimeni nu iese vreodata absolvent. (Irvin Yalom)